I have the ability to count chickens before the hatch, I read Lady Gaga’s poker face. I am Charlie the Ad Dog darn it and I was not going to relinquish my patina of cool because the Internet was down.
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05.30.2012
Cats, hell, we wish you luck, you still have to survive the plague; we hear it’s a bitch, and unfortunately not the canine variety.
Read PostMy Name is Charlie the Dog
03.29.2012
I was drinking with Jack Nicholson a month ago
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